Miss MGS part 1

I’ve been having Miss MGS rehearsals these few days. Not cool. Everyone was trying their best. They cat walked and they posed. I slumped and I stared. Felt so awkward. Here’s how the competition goes.

Level 1

We are required to walk the walk and talk the talk. The judges will judge us on how we walk and how we answer to the question : Why do you think you should be the next Miss MGS?

Honestly? I don’t think I should be the next Miss MGS. Just kick me out already!

The facade – Because I think I have what it takes to be Miss MGS. I know how to bring it on.

[Yes yes I know, liars go to hell.]

From here, only 10 are chosen out of the 16.

Level 2

We’d have to flaunt or rather reveal our talents.

If I’m chosen as one of the unfortunate 10, I would be dancing.

Feel free to laugh. I can’t hear you.

5 will be chosen from the 10.

Level 3

Each contestant would have to answer a question. Judges will choose Miss MGS 2007 through their answers.

Not liking it. Not having fun.

A few things I have learnt about myself through the rehearsals.

1. I can’t catwalk.

2. I am growing f-tter.

3. I can’t diet.

4. I am not voluptuous, if you know what I mean.

5. I don’t know how to make proper use of make-up.

This is such a brain bashing predicament.

Gah! I could almost hear certain laughter that has no need for imagination.

[Do that in front of me and I should hope you like the taste of my fist.]

Smoking hot, aren’t I? Yes you are right. I’m in hot soup.

The competition is tomorrow.

Don’t wish me luck. Wish me life so that after tomorrow, I will still live.

Ces’t la vie!

After PMR Form Three Activities

If you are going through hell, keep going.

- Winston Churchill

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It’s been a few days since I’ve blogged. Pardon me, my week was pretty boring. You wouldn’t want to hear me babble on and on about how boring life currently is, would you?

Seriously, now that PMR is over, it is rather boring. I mean there’s nothing much to do in school except for a few mediocre activities.

Monday: Sat through some family planning talk first thing in the morning.

Tuesday: I took part in some competition that requires you to sing and insert Civics values in your song. My class won second place. Nothing truly significant there.

Wednesday: Had Maths quiz before recess. Scored full marks. Whole of form three assembled in the upper hall after recess to watch Ratatouille while I read a novel by a slightly opened window light at the back of the hall.

Thursday: I went to Ipoh International School for their English week thingy…I think. They had a few competitions lined up.

That same day, they launched an anti-swearing campaign.

[Dear certain friends of mine, why didn't you enroll in Ipoh International School? HAHAHA.]

Anyway, they gave out these wristbands. On it, says:

Dare – not to swear. IIS

and

Foul is not fair! Tenby

There were four competitions we took part in. They were treasure hunt, quiz, charades and spelling bee.

1. treasure hunt – lost. [I can't remember who won.]

2. quiz - lost. [St. Michael's won.]

3. charades – first place. Proud of MGS. Unfortunately, I did not join charades.

Jing Wen, Sonia, Wei Li and Kang Ye did.

[Hoo I met? Well, the picture above would tell you.]

4. spelling bee [part of the team] – third place.

Spelling bee was… . Anyway, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m not having fun even remembering it so… .

IIS was okay and I like their basketball court which is sadly missing in MGS. Unfortunately, I discovered unrefined, impudent and uncouth youth from IIS whom I found a disgrace to this polish establishment. Urgh~ well the good, the bad and the ugly came together. It’s sad that the ugly should be a human and the good, a thing. I wish it were the other way round. My bad.

Friday: Spontaneous storytelling competition. It’s like continue-the-story kind of thing. Each contestant would have to talk for three minutes.

Imagine, three whole minutes of imaginative and creative crap. Trust me, SERIOUS crap.

We took second place. :S

I had my first Miss MGS rehearsal today. It was BAD. Believe me, this is an understatement and an euphemism. *sigh*

There are more form three activities coming up next week including Miss MGS which is on Thursday. That is a chore.

I am NOT going to school tomorrow and I’m GLAD.

Firstly, I am not feeling well and I’m glad.

And secondly, there’s nothing much on for tomorrow.

Thirdly, I don’t want to.

So that’s about it.

Till next time/post.

KL~

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

- Winston Churchill

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Just got back from KL the day before yesterday. Really sorry, Kelly for not being able to meet up. :S REALLY SORRY. My whole schedule was packed to the max.

Really, really, really miss my darling cousins – Judith, Kenrick, Andrea, Kennard, Leonard, Sarah and Deborah. TRULY MISS THEM LIKE CRAZY! AHH~

Oh, on the way to KL, there was a daredevil road show – Mat Rempit doing the superman pose on their bikes.

We arrived pretty late so we headed for dinner before we hit the bed.

Well, not straight for bed of course. In between, we did watch a movie, talk a lot, hog all the available laptops, binge on snacks and fruit cocktails and so on. Priority set for the following day was shopping [apart from filling our seemingly always empty stomachs] which we could barely do at Pavillion unless window shopping counts. I REALLY REALLY don’t enjoy window shopping. You look at things and find that you REALLY like it, desire for it so much and NOT BUY IT?!?! Who does that??!? I saw this pretty dress in Tangs but I couldn’t buy it because my wallet couldn’t afford it.

But hey, I can afford a picture. EHEH.

Don’t call me cheapskate alright?

Desperate times, desperate measures.

ANYWAY, we went to Times Square after that. Clicked on a heartbreaking graffiti along the way.

CUTE AYE?

Shopped for nothing, sadly.

Anyway, that night my family and I checked into our hotel, One World which is connected to One Utama. Rocks! I know.

Family bonds together.

Judith’s Korean boyfriend who’s name is Joseph, Judith, Japhia, ME, Jonan.

Reunion with my cousin from Singapore not long after that.

That’s Sarah, my cousin and I.

Deborah is M.I.A.

If you’re a tourist to KL, I do not recommend One World Hotel. Really, I don’t.

First of all, they make you fat.

[I tried to make the maple syrup 'fall in place' or should I say, 'in pattern' but it's pretty obvious that I failed horribly, right?]

[This is breakfast.]

And not only do they make you fat, they make you FEEL fat and feeble.

Not that I can be blamed.

It was 120kg. What do you expect?

Of the 2 pictures which would you choose to believe?

A picture paints a thousand words they say, well these paint digits – 2 or 3 digits.

Okay fine, I shall come clean with the answer. It was at 10.

And worse, One World Hotel is connected to One Utama which means you’ll end up spending a lot of money [bankrupt would be accurate].

One World’s a bad place, don’t you think?

1. Makes you grow fat.

2. Makes you feel fat and feeble.

3. Makes you spend a lot of money.

If you think you’ve got a tremendous amount of self-control, then One World is your hotel.

ANYWAY, bought more than I think I should so I’m contented.

One World Rocks My World!

Parody Of A Tragedy – World Peace

NEW BLOG: www.jannawqe.com

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Random shout out: KL IS AWESOME!

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Best words to describe Janna at this moment: OUT OF HER MIND

AAAHHHH~

Parody of a tragedy

Here’s why. You see, PMR is over. Therefore, the teachers have come up with various activities for us to keep us busy throughout the rest of our school days [or else we'd die of boredom or be absent from school].

I was out of class due to some Editorial Board work I had to do.

When I was done, I went back to class and I found out that they had already decided on who joins what activity.

HECK.

Guess what activity my name was submitted for.

No seriously, try guessing.

Clue? Okay.

If you know what activity I’m participating in, you’d laugh all the way to your grave.

I’m serious.

What’s the most ridiculous thing you can think of?

If you thought of Miss MGS, then I salute you. You’re correct.

[ALRIGHT, STOP LAUGHING YOU TWITS]

I feel horrible enough already.

Look, I’m satisfied with the way I look. I’m glad I don’t have a deformed face but honestly, when it comes to a beauty pageant such as Miss MGS,

I’M NOT IT.

Here are the usual requirements to enter/win in a beauty pageant.

1. Big gleaming eyes

which I do not have. Mine are small. In fact, I have a feeling that if I laugh hard enough, my eyes can barely be seen.

2. A sharp nose

Mine is FLAT.

3. Delicious lips

Delicious definitely isn’t the word to describe my lips.

The list goes on.

Hourglass body shape, slender legs, good complexion et cetera.

Aishwarya Rai

Angelina Jolie

Audrey Hepburn

Hayden Panettiere

Jessica Alba

Kiera Knightley

Compare them to Janna Wong.

I bet your expressions are as I assume below when you saw the pictures.

Aishwarya Rai – *big smile*

Angelina Jolie – *jaw drops*

Audrey Hepburn – *eyes pop*

Hayden Panettiere – *weeeeeee*

Jessica Alba – *salivates*

Kiera Knightley – *LALALALALA*

And to spoil it all…

Janna Wong – *COUGH COUGH*

My world needs peace.

WORLD PEACE.

CLICK HERE

Fare thee well, Mun Yee.

There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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AW MUN YEE IS GOING TO AMERICA ON TUESDAY!

AHHHHHH! So fast. Too fast.

Gosh…going to miss her loads.

On Wednesday, we went to Peng Han’s house for Mun Yee’s farewell party.

I’m so going to miss Mun Yee.

WE REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU LOADS, MUN YEE!

Mun Yee’s the one in blue.

Peng Han’s super cute 5-year-old brother.Pay Leng.ME.Peng Han.Rynn

Oh oh oh, when we returned to our respective homes, Peng Han asked her brother ‘how much you love the che che [big sister]?’

He said, “RM 100 000 much!”

AHHHH, so cute!

Alright, I know RM 100 000 is not much but to a kid, that’s a HUGE sum alright?

I bet his vocabulary just doesn’t include the word BILLION, GADZILLION or INFINITY

yet, that’s all.

If not, you’d know what he’d say instead.

[But you know what he means.]

HAHAHAHA.

Anyway, the six of us gave Mun Yee a very special present.

A pole dance performance!

Totally kidding. Please believe me, not the picture.

We gave her an awesome scrapbook.

Here are a few pages I did for her.

*HUGS*

Parody of a parody – Tomb Raider

Wish 3: To learn and excel in at least one instrument.

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Remember this picture from quite some time ago?

If any of you have me as a friend in your friendster account, you might have noticed that I had this up as my primary photo for quite some time. It’s caption was ‘Tomb Raider’s back. Well, actually the parody‘.

 

Here’s a parody of the parody.

Liked the gun I used up there? No?

 

 

How about this one?

 

The latest water gun. It’s special feature? It bites.

Requirement to handle this weapon : A LOT of energy.

NOTICE

I have updated my

Poems’ Blog as well as my Pictures’ Blog

Feel free to check them out.

*updated*

Poems’ blog : 1 new poem

Pictures’ blog :

- Jia Xin’s birthday. Gary’s birthday – and farewell

- baby Michael Kong

- Sabrina Chan’s birthday party

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I have also metamorphosed my ‘About Me‘ page.

You can link to it through my side bar, below the wordings ‘Pages’, the link is there.

How to save money?

Tip of the day

Eat in small quantities

…and have about ten meals a day.

That way, you get to eat a lot more and yet feel almost guilt free.

After all, you ate in small quantities.

[But please, don't eat in front of people who can keep record la. They'll remind you of how much you've eaten.]

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In today’s post, you’ll be able to learn three things.
1. How to save money?
2. How to have fun without spending money?
3. How to satisfy your cravings for food without spending money?

I was in Jusco today with a friend and we were almost broke due to several reasons. One of them would be because we bought ‘I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry‘ movie tickets and had ice-cream. Before I go on, I shall say a few words about that particular movie.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, SO FREAKING GAY! AAHHKK~

Back to where I was. We were broke yada yada yada. There was about one hour left to our movie so we walked around. I suggested the supermarket. Looking at all the food made me hungry. The thought of having no money on me or my friend to spend on any, made me even hungrier.

Just then, the answer to our prayers were before us.

YAKULT SAMPLE COUNTER

[Of course, one little cup was not enough for us to 'decide' whether we should buy the product or not. ]

It didn’t stop there.

PEEL FRESH SAMPLE COUNTER

Perfect. We could even choose which fruit juice we wanted.

Ehehehehe.

But that wasn’t enough, was it?

BREAD SAMPLE COUNTER

DO I ROCK OR WHAT?!

Hahahahahaha.

And they said that nothing is free in this world.

Well, read this.

YAKULT, PEEL FRESH AND BREAD SAMPLES ARE FREE.

1. We saved money.

2. We had fun.

3. We satisfied our food cravings.

I apologize that the pictures were not very prettily taken but please understand la, very pai seh [embarrassing] weh!

Even the Yakult lady gave me a look that read ‘this freaking lady seems like one heck of an idiot’ ‘one-kind’.

PS: This is not called cheapskate okay? It’s called stewardship.

In fact in this case, no money is spent; ergo, excellent stewardship!

I miss her.

To “let go” is not to deny, but to accept.

- Anonymous

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Before grandma accepted Christ.

Dad: Do you want to go to heaven or hell?

Grandma: Hell.

Dad: Why?

Grandma: Because in hell, I can play ‘Mahjong’ with all my friends.

Dad: But there’s no ‘Mahjong’ in hell wor.

Grandma: Huh? Then I don’t want to go there lo. No fun also.

My grandma accepted Christ in the year 1991 and I’m sure she’s in heaven now.

It has been almost half a year since my grandmother passed away. PMR is over so I’m just going to take some time to write a post dedicated to her. It’s going to be very short and simple.

My grandmother has truly been a blessing to me in many ways. Her name is Ruby, named after a gem.

She gave me these mini drawers to keep my little hair clips.

That’s her Nokia cellphone. She didn’t really know how to use it apart from calling and receiving calls [sometimes SMS].

She gave me this piano jewelry music box a few years back.

This is her cross pendant. I’m now having it.

That’s her London Polo shoes.

Her Puma shades.

The last trip we went with her – Thailand.

The last birthday present she gave me.

Here she is, after a stroke. She could still pose cheerfully for a picture.

I really, really, really miss her.

Here’s a poem I wrote dedicated to her after her demise.

Alive In My Heart

I have tried…
Tried to gulp it all in…
But my eyes failed me,
Tears had to win.

I thought I’d get over it,
Throw it aside…
Little did I know,
That deep in my heart,
It continued to abide.

I broke down, letting it out…
But the broken me grew bigger,
I was strong, but not strong enough,
I began to wither.

I hate it that you’re gone,
I hate losing someone so dear,
My hand touched my heart,

“Grandma, you’re alive here…”

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