Parody Of A Tragedy – World Peace

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Best words to describe Janna at this moment: OUT OF HER MIND

AAAHHHH~

Parody of a tragedy

Here’s why. You see, PMR is over. Therefore, the teachers have come up with various activities for us to keep us busy throughout the rest of our school days [or else we'd die of boredom or be absent from school].

I was out of class due to some Editorial Board work I had to do.

When I was done, I went back to class and I found out that they had already decided on who joins what activity.

HECK.

Guess what activity my name was submitted for.

No seriously, try guessing.

Clue? Okay.

If you know what activity I’m participating in, you’d laugh all the way to your grave.

I’m serious.

What’s the most ridiculous thing you can think of?

If you thought of Miss MGS, then I salute you. You’re correct.

[ALRIGHT, STOP LAUGHING YOU TWITS]

I feel horrible enough already. :(

Look, I’m satisfied with the way I look. I’m glad I don’t have a deformed face but honestly, when it comes to a beauty pageant such as Miss MGS,

I’M NOT IT.

Here are the usual requirements to enter/win in a beauty pageant.

1. Big gleaming eyes

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which I do not have. Mine are small. In fact, I have a feeling that if I laugh hard enough, my eyes can barely be seen.

2. A sharp nose

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Mine is FLAT.

3. Delicious lips

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Delicious definitely isn’t the word to describe my lips.

The list goes on.

Hourglass body shape, slender legs, good complexion et cetera.

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Aishwarya Rai

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Angelina Jolie

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Audrey Hepburn

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Hayden Panettiere

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Jessica Alba

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Kiera Knightley

Compare them to Janna Wong.

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I bet your expressions are as I assume below when you saw the pictures.

Aishwarya Rai – *big smile*

Angelina Jolie – *jaw drops*

Audrey Hepburn – *eyes pop*

Hayden Panettiere – *weeeeeee*

Jessica Alba – *salivates*

Kiera Knightley – *LALALALALA*

And to spoil it all…

Janna Wong – *COUGH COUGH*

My world needs peace.

WORLD PEACE.

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~ by jannawong on October 15, 2007.

34 Responses to “Parody Of A Tragedy – World Peace”

  1. Be confident in urself… confidence is key.

    Sir Winston Churchill said this
    The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

    One ought never to turn one’s back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!

  2. So, u got chosen for what ah? Sure its good.. haha

  3. When I saw the picture of you I didn’t think that it was you. You described something so negative. I saw beauty.

  4. bah, beauty pageants are disgusting parodies of recognizing achievement anyway

  5. Omg you gotta be kidding, you are hot. Although I do think beauty pagents are wrong, if you were in one you would go far.

  6. To tell you the truth, you are really pretty. I hope that you don’t actually think poorly of your looks because it would be a shame for beauty to go unrecognized.

  7. You are very GORGEOUS!!!

  8. ur very pretty .. and those girls are full of make up and collagen and botox anyways hunny. ur natural..

  9. I think ur pretty, dont worry…looks like u can get anyone u want

  10. Dear ur very beautiful..it’s just that people usually define beauty in the European way..u know, straight nose, thin lips etc…ur an exotic Asian beauty :) be confident..I’m asian 2 hun but i believe i can do anything i want and get any1 I want, and i DO!!

  11. hey everyone, thank you so much. =)

  12. I CAN”T WAITE TELL TWILIGHT MOVIE COMES OUT

  13. Allow me to respond the same way you started this:

    Your eyes: exquisite.
    Your nose: lovely.
    Your lips: certainly delicious looking
    Your skin: immaculate.
    Your hair: beautiful.
    Your cheeks and jawline: perfect.

    And as someone else pointed out, all that without a Hollywood makeup artist. You’re hot, and I think you know it. Now quit fishing for compliments… :)

  14. aishwarya rai is beautiful woman

  15. I LOWE ANGELINA JOLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D SOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHH (l)(l)(l)(l)(l)

  16. i think aishwaya is the most beautiful girl on earth

  17. You need to learn good makeup technique and get rid of that retarded smile. Practice smiling like you mean it.

  18. Jenna, believe me you are cute.

  19. u dont look that bad..if this is what you want me to say.. i have a slight feeling that ur making up this whole thing jst to get yourself admired.. 4giv me if im wrong..

  20. seriously…..u are really cute which by now u propbly all ready know and everybody has told u to tell the truth i wish i was dating u…not hitting on u but not like i’m no perve or over age man i believe were like the same age i just grad 4rm high school but yeah reading this show u having inner beauty and thats all u need outer is just a clothing

  21. Girl You’ve got a beautiful smile that can get you very far in life ( winks) cheeky lil thang… heheh

  22. See thats the problem with TV, Movies, Internet, Magazines. People define beauty by what other people show them. I am not sexy but I am not ugly. Ask my wife and she will say I am Hot because I have the qualities that she is attracted to. There are people who will find you Extremely Sexy and there will be people not attracted to you at all. It is something you must live with for we all do.

    Stand straight be confident people will notice.

  23. i love tou annnnnnnn gelina joliiiiiiiiiiiiii is;t shum nice in
    bye mpuq kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss i lovvvvvvvvvvve you

  24. you are so so so so so beutiful

  25. I love aishwaria so much …..elle est tres belle……je l’aime beacoup
    grand bizzou pour elle buzzzzzzzzz

  26. ILOVEYOU

  27. AAAIGHT MY FACE IS AISHWARYA RAI ..
    SHE IS LIKE ME LOLZZZ IF U DON’T BELIEVE COME AND SEE ME ( A )

  28. u r grdeous Aish, and Its lovely to see u on screen specially in jodha akbar.

  29. Everybody has something special to say about Aishwarya Rai, Even I ,4 the first time i saw her @ Askmen.com n boommm…. Fell in love w/her, n i didnt even know whom she was n after of like two or three months i googled da name when i saw her i thought: my search its over, i’ve found da mother to be of my children. MAN WHAT A WOMAN!!!!…

  30. the evergreen ash

  31. i love your eyes and acting on a moviees
    happy meri3ed life with abhisek

  32. Aishwarya Rai is hot, you are a beauty

    Stay confident

    Peace

  33. pretty woman in the world…

    Aishwarya Rai…

    U are my inspirated…

    U are my idol woman…

    Iam very…very…very…love U…

    and i wnat to meet U….

    but it’s very impossibble…

    coz iam an indonesian peole…

    and to far from hindi…

    love U Aish…

  34. i think ur pretty sexy, i’d go out with u in in a minute if i liv’d in ur area, word up, yessurrrr!

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